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• Meat-eating panda caught on camera

  Fri Dec 30, 2011
  • mostly a panda just eats bamboo but sometimes its diet is YOUUUUUUUU

• How would you describe the war in Iraq?

  Thu Dec 15, 2011
  • A waste of lives, a waste of goodwill, a waste of treasure, a waste of time. I would say it's over, but Iraq will haunt us for decades.

• Perry says Obama 'grew up in a privileged way'

  Wed Nov 16, 2011
  • Well, nobody will be thinking Perry is the smartest guy in the room, for three reasons: he's from Texas, he's a Republican, and...uh...um...I can't remember the third.

• L.A. firefighters in hot water over fire trucks in porn movies

  Fri Sep 23, 2011
  • There are so many amazing turns of phrase in this article.

• Cheney says he urged Bush to bomb suspected Syria nuke site

  Thu Aug 25, 2011
  • It's sort of chilling to think that for much of his administration, George W. Bush was actually our last line of reasonable, sane defense against the endless bloodlust and warmongering of Dick Cheney.

• Cheney: My book will have ‘heads exploding’ in D.C.

  Wed Aug 24, 2011
  • ah, Cheney. even out of office you're still trying to kill people.

• What if E.T. thinks we're evil?

  Fri Aug 19, 2011
  • I question their contention that a scenario in which aliens try to harm us but we defeat them would be beneficial to humanity.

• F-16s intercept pilot, 75, in wood-and-fabric plane called Winston

  Sat Aug 6, 2011
  • she got intercepted by two F-16s and her first response was "oh, they're just admiring my plane"? really?

• Bush explains 9/11 classroom reaction

  Fri Jul 29, 2011
  • Don't think it worked, but fair enough. Either way, I think the real thing that went through his mind at that moment was the phrase "Bin Laden Determined to Strike in United States," and the look on his face was the look of a man realizing that he'd done screwed up.

• South Sudan becomes world's newest nation

  Fri Jul 8, 2011
  • Well, good luck to you, South Sudan. You're gonna need it.